Omegle Part 3

Dan hari ini gue kembali bermain OMEGLE bersama temen gue di kelas.

Ini sih orang islam tapi gue begok-begok-in

Stranger: happy *birthday?*

You: hey

Stranger: i think so

You: happy fasting *itu maksud dia*

You: :)

Stranger: :D

Stranger: where r u from

You: ina

You: u

You: ?

Stranger: im turkia

Stranger: es selamun akeykum *kok aneh ya? maksudnya Assalamu a'laikum*

Stranger: Turkey

Stranger: Turkiye

Stranger: ... :D

You: waa'laikum sallam Wr. Wb.

You: :

You: :)

Stranger: :D

Stranger: where s the ina?

Stranger: i mean, what s it's long name *ya ooh. maa\sa gak tau*

You: south west asia near malay

You: indonesia

Stranger: oh ok i got it

Stranger: nnice :)

Stranger: my name s Enes, im male and 17

Stranger: what about you sister/brother

Stranger: ?

You: **** female 16

Stranger: :)so hows the going Ramadan

You: mr. ramadan is my brother *mulai membabi buta. Dasar kiders*

Stranger: :D im talking abour Ramadan month

You: ohh

Eh langsung di disconnect ama dia. Kesel kali yee chattingan ama anak AUTIS.


Nah yang ini gila dah MAKSUD!

You: hi

You: happy fasting

Stranger: hellw *alay juga ya*

Stranger: ohh you too

You: :)

You: yeah

Stranger: happy ramadan u mean -.- *udah salah ngotot lagi*

You: fasting n ramadan is the same *terpaksa jawab kayak gitu*

Stranger: obaaa u r a muslim man ? :D im from qatar wbu ? *HBU kali*

You: im moeslem from indonesia

Stranger: niceeee :D *kagum terhadap pesona gue. HALAH*

Stranger: chebaaaai

Stranger: chelakaaa *kayaknya orang indonesia deh*

Sumpah dah. makin hari gue makin gak bener aja ya!

Obrolan Gue Di Omegle Part 2

Lanjut dari posting sebelumnya nih.
Nah yang ini baru update musik.

Stranger: hello

You: hi\

You: im looking for funny people who love music very much

You: are you?

Stranger: ohhhhh thats me :) *wah kayaknya ini cewek*

Stranger: hello? lol

You: heeloo

You: do you like lady gaga

You: or beyonce?

Stranger: yes i do

You: wew.

Stranger: yeah

You: what do you think about lady gaga

Stranger: i like her. kind of like the new madonna *1000 jempol buat kamu stranger*

You: hehehe

You: np: video phone

You: i was falling in love with that song

Stranger: mmm i havent heard it yet *wah kayaknya bukan gaga lopers nih*

You: really?

Stranger: yeah

You: beyonce ft lady gaga

Stranger: is that like the 2nd part to telephone?

You: yes

You: hmm

You: what about california gurls

Stranger: haha yeah

You: its katty perry ya

Stranger: yes

Eh dia disconnect. Udah tau kalo gue gila kali ya.

Nah kalo yang ini mah kayaknya raja tebak-tebakan deh. Ikutan tebak-tebak buah manggis aja.

Stranger: lo

You: hi

You: i looking for funny persons who like music vey much

You: are you?

Stranger: why do squirels swim on their back? *udah rada gak bener*

You: hmm

Stranger: .........

Stranger: drum-roll

Stranger: To keep their nuts dry

Stranger: hahaha

You: hahahaha *ketawa garing*

Stranger: don't care who u are, that's funny! *biasa bu*

You: wht is a odd number if we cut the head i will be even *pake kurang huruf lagi*

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: ?

You: cmon

You: you want to solve or pass

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: solve

Stranger: 1sec

Stranger: or min *hour aja sekalian*

You: whats that

Stranger: hehe

You: you want to solve or pass

Stranger: pass

Stranger: what is it?

You: what is a odd number if we cut the head it will be even

You: it is SEVEN

Stranger: sigh 

Stranger: nice one

Stranger: heheh

Stranger: damn

Stranger: went about that one the wrong way

Stranger: hahah

You: hahahaha

You: it have 4 wheels and it have a pair of wings

You: whats that?

Stranger: don't know

Stranger: what is it?

You: you want to solve or pass

Stranger: pass

You: thats a JUNK CAR *bahasanya terlalu jujur nih*

You: hahaha

Stranger: hhaha

Stranger: what did the left nut say to the right nut? *sumpah yang ini gak jelas banget*

You: hmm

You: wait a minute

You: i dont know

You: whats that

Stranger: That guy in the middle thinks he's so hard.

Stranger: heehh

Stranger: cya

Eh dia disconnect. Gara-gara tebakannya dia udah abis kali ya? hehehe

Obrolan Gue Di Omegle

Hi bokiders. Selamat menunaikan ibadah puasa ya bagi yang menjalankan.
Tips kalo ngabuburit.
Enaknya denger 99ers sambil ngemil make kacang atom. Paling top dah.


Gue jadi inget apa yang dilakukan anak kelas 7H dulu kalo lagi istirahat. Ngeliat ada orang yang bawa leppie eh nyosor aja bilangnya "EH. Main OMEGLE dong" dan terkadang gue iyakan. *huhuhu, jadi kangen ajuha.* Gue isyaratkan jangan main omegle pas puasa. Bisa-bisa elo batal puasa. Guemah kalo main omegle nyari yang demen ama musik ato enggak lady gaga.


Eh pernah tuh gue maen omegle ama si Ulfa. Lumayan lah dapet orang turki. Alim lho. Tuh anak mau chattingan ama kita bedua gara-gara kita make kerudung *yah soalnya lagi di sekolah*. Gue juga pernah main omegle ngobrolnya ama Atlet China. Seru deh pokonya.


Dan gue chatting dengan berbekal bahasa inggris yang rada minim.
Pertama sih lumayan seru, tapi lama jawabnya lama.


Stranger: heeey

Stranger: asl?

You: heeey

You: 14 m (dengan gebleknya gue bilang kalo gue cowok)

Stranger: 15 f from canada

You: im from jakarta

You: far away from your country

Stranger: cool

Stranger: ahaha awesome

You: so you like indonesia ya?

eh kagak dijawab-jawab. Ya gue disconnect aja. Ternyata eh ternyata bukan dia yang salah. INTERNET GUE KE DISCONNECT *itulah gebleknya gue*

dan yang ini juga gak kalah seru.

You: hi

Stranger: leonardo dicpario is a pretty kewl dood. eh spins tops and doesn't afraid of anything

You: looking for a funny people who like music very much

Stranger: music!

Stranger: my favorite band is sonic the hedgehog!

You: wow

You: great

You: my favorite singer is LADY GAGA

You: do you like lady gaga

Stranger: doesn't she sing california gurls? *calang dah.*

You: no

You: california gurls is katty perry

Stranger: katy perry?

Stranger: she wrote tik tok! *tambah melenceng*

You: yees *keceplosan jawab kayak gini*

You: noo

Stranger: yes....

You: did you mean kei$ha

Stranger: who is kei$ha?

Stranger: isn't it ke$ha?

You: so do you like usher? *mengalihkan pembicaraan*

You: i really love pitbull too

Stranger: i know like 2 songs by him

Stranger: sexyback and low *dengan gebleknya dia jawab kayak gitu*

You: i think sesxyback is justin timberlake

Stranger: nah nah

Stranger: sexyback is usher *udah salah ngotot lagi*

You: no

Stranger: justin timberlake is shake

You: usher is OMG

Stranger: usher is oh my god...?

Stranger: what is oh my god about usher? *Tulul. Itu judul lagu*

You: usher ft will.i.am.

You: i means the tittle of song

Stranger: title of what song?

Stranger: WHAT IS OH MY GOD ABOUT USHER *tetep nyolot. emangnya gue tempat ngegosip*

Stranger: is abs?

Stranger: he has nice abs...

You: usher feat will.i.am. - OMG

You: thats great song

You: the tittle is OMG

Stranger: oh okay

Stranger: I'm sorry *gitu napa dari tadi*

You: do you like lady gaga

Stranger: yea i loved her in 500 days of summer

You: oh yaa. i like it

You: i am a little monster

You: lady gaga fans club

Stranger: she has an entire fan base of monsters?

Stranger: f*ck yeah

Stranger: pocket monsters

Stranger: pokemon?

You: oh yaa

You: i like pokemon

You: do you like black eyed peas

Stranger: yeah, their song boom boom pew is awesome

You: but i like rock that body too

Stranger: it's okay

Stranger: k

Stranger: bye *mungkin dia kapok kali chattingan ama orang gila*

Eh dia disconnect dah. hehehei.