Obrolan Gue Di Omegle

Hi bokiders. Selamat menunaikan ibadah puasa ya bagi yang menjalankan.
Tips kalo ngabuburit.
Enaknya denger 99ers sambil ngemil make kacang atom. Paling top dah.


Gue jadi inget apa yang dilakukan anak kelas 7H dulu kalo lagi istirahat. Ngeliat ada orang yang bawa leppie eh nyosor aja bilangnya "EH. Main OMEGLE dong" dan terkadang gue iyakan. *huhuhu, jadi kangen ajuha.* Gue isyaratkan jangan main omegle pas puasa. Bisa-bisa elo batal puasa. Guemah kalo main omegle nyari yang demen ama musik ato enggak lady gaga.


Eh pernah tuh gue maen omegle ama si Ulfa. Lumayan lah dapet orang turki. Alim lho. Tuh anak mau chattingan ama kita bedua gara-gara kita make kerudung *yah soalnya lagi di sekolah*. Gue juga pernah main omegle ngobrolnya ama Atlet China. Seru deh pokonya.


Dan gue chatting dengan berbekal bahasa inggris yang rada minim.
Pertama sih lumayan seru, tapi lama jawabnya lama.


Stranger: heeey

Stranger: asl?

You: heeey

You: 14 m (dengan gebleknya gue bilang kalo gue cowok)

Stranger: 15 f from canada

You: im from jakarta

You: far away from your country

Stranger: cool

Stranger: ahaha awesome

You: so you like indonesia ya?

eh kagak dijawab-jawab. Ya gue disconnect aja. Ternyata eh ternyata bukan dia yang salah. INTERNET GUE KE DISCONNECT *itulah gebleknya gue*

dan yang ini juga gak kalah seru.

You: hi

Stranger: leonardo dicpario is a pretty kewl dood. eh spins tops and doesn't afraid of anything

You: looking for a funny people who like music very much

Stranger: music!

Stranger: my favorite band is sonic the hedgehog!

You: wow

You: great

You: my favorite singer is LADY GAGA

You: do you like lady gaga

Stranger: doesn't she sing california gurls? *calang dah.*

You: no

You: california gurls is katty perry

Stranger: katy perry?

Stranger: she wrote tik tok! *tambah melenceng*

You: yees *keceplosan jawab kayak gini*

You: noo

Stranger: yes....

You: did you mean kei$ha

Stranger: who is kei$ha?

Stranger: isn't it ke$ha?

You: so do you like usher? *mengalihkan pembicaraan*

You: i really love pitbull too

Stranger: i know like 2 songs by him

Stranger: sexyback and low *dengan gebleknya dia jawab kayak gitu*

You: i think sesxyback is justin timberlake

Stranger: nah nah

Stranger: sexyback is usher *udah salah ngotot lagi*

You: no

Stranger: justin timberlake is shake

You: usher is OMG

Stranger: usher is oh my god...?

Stranger: what is oh my god about usher? *Tulul. Itu judul lagu*

You: usher ft will.i.am.

You: i means the tittle of song

Stranger: title of what song?

Stranger: WHAT IS OH MY GOD ABOUT USHER *tetep nyolot. emangnya gue tempat ngegosip*

Stranger: is abs?

Stranger: he has nice abs...

You: usher feat will.i.am. - OMG

You: thats great song

You: the tittle is OMG

Stranger: oh okay

Stranger: I'm sorry *gitu napa dari tadi*

You: do you like lady gaga

Stranger: yea i loved her in 500 days of summer

You: oh yaa. i like it

You: i am a little monster

You: lady gaga fans club

Stranger: she has an entire fan base of monsters?

Stranger: f*ck yeah

Stranger: pocket monsters

Stranger: pokemon?

You: oh yaa

You: i like pokemon

You: do you like black eyed peas

Stranger: yeah, their song boom boom pew is awesome

You: but i like rock that body too

Stranger: it's okay

Stranger: k

Stranger: bye *mungkin dia kapok kali chattingan ama orang gila*

Eh dia disconnect dah. hehehei.